National titty pic day

On June 25th get those titty pics baby!

Its June 25th which means its National Titty Pic Day!

by krush385 June 26, 2021

National Eating Pussy Day

on february 11th, every man has to eat your pussy

hey baby it’s National Eating Pussy day, let’s go in the bedroom

by penisslayer February 11, 2022

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!

Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020

Navajo Nation Fair

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.

Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair

by Gay sh September 8, 2016

National Pick up a Girl day

Today is one of the only days you can go up to a girl and pick her up without getting smacked

tom: hey man today’s National pick up a Girl day
mark: so that means i can go up to a girl and back her up agenst a wall and pick her up and have her legs around my waist?
tom: yes

by supermanisbossbutyouknowidc October 2, 2018

National Ava’s day

August 10, a day were you celebrate all abs because they are so amazing.

Person 1- Hey, do you know what day it is?
Person 2- August 10?
Person 1- NO!, it’s National Ava’s day

by PickleNuckle83 August 2, 2023

National give Mary head day

Every feamale named Mary shall receive head on this day

Mary u finna get some hear national give Mary head day

by Jsjdhdjvdjx October 19, 2019