face pushups

when a girls face looks hot for the first time

daamn did you see fran last night? bitch mustove been doing some face pushups lately

by andrew penis February 5, 2010

Peeping Face

A peeping Tom of Facebook, a Facebooker who views everyone else's profiles but never adds thier own updates, photo's or other news.

Karen is such a peeping face, viewing profiles 24-7 but never has anything to add.

by NYDP February 15, 2010

face mapping

The act of inadvertently providing your physical location to law enforcement, stalkers, and all uninterested parties by way of Facebook. Often done in an effort to appear urbane and worldly, this affliction usually occurs when Facebook addiction has taken hold.

"I'm just stopping for a quick latte at the first original Starbucks on State and Main."!!! :) was the last post submitted by Mary Brown before the armed stalker entered and ended her brief but eloquent life. Police officials are warning the public of the consequences of constant face mapping which has resulted in an 10% increase in assaults and homicides.
Also:
"Dude, where's your car?"
"I got the boot for all those unpaid tickets!!"
"Man, I warned you about your constant face mapping."

by rankled up July 21, 2009

Face-cadette

A person who uses Facebook in place of human interaction.

"He never seems comfortable around us anymore, I swear he is just another face-cadette"

by Jade Madonna July 21, 2009

face video

A music video focusing exclusively or almost-exclusively on the singer's face -- perhaps most famously in recent memory, Sia's "Buttons". Often shares similarities the walking video.

1: Come to my house, we're filming a music video for my band
2: What, like a face video? As if you could even pull THAT off.

by noreallyitsnot August 3, 2009

ice face

the act in which you try to get the last bit of drink in your cup but ultimately getting an avalanche of ice onto your face

Dude 1 - "I had a huge 124 oz. drink and I had just a few sips left, but in trying to get those last sips, I got ice faced."

Dude 2 - "You are a fucking douche."

by Nonovakno August 23, 2009

crimson clown face

when a guy eats her out while she's on her period.

Driving home, looks in the rearview mirror and sees "Licko the Clown" also known as crimson clown face.

by luckybastd July 12, 2009