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Swapped the dogs

When a man’s testicular cords become entangled, resulting in the right and left testicle switching places.
Shit man I slept super weird last night I think I mighta swapped the dogs
by Ballsakless July 30, 2022
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Dog dick

My dad was getting something out of the cabinet and he stuck his dog dick in my face
by R Rude September 12, 2025
mugGet the Dog dickmug.
A seemingly blasphemous statement that dog worshippers came up with. Dogs are vermin. They're unclean, unsanitary, dangerous creatures. The Bible talks about them both in a positive and a negative sense, but in those days, dog nuttery wasn't such a thing as it is now with the influences of corporations and the media. This has caused extreme dependency on a sometimes impractical and expensive companion animal to such a degree that it replaces human companionship, so Big Bro can keep them ignorant and indoctrinate them, brainwash them with all sorts of rubbish. There is a rightful and legit provision for service dogs but in spite of health laws and leash laws, these selective bred mutant wolves are brought into public areas where they don't belong and businesses go against health department prohibitions to become dog friendly. Dog nuttery is engineered to get us towards the New World Order. It's subliminally preparing people to worship the Beast. Also think of the duality of god and evil and how reversal of something good is evil. As above so below, Jesus Christ, the Saviour, Lord. The Beast, Antichrist, Satan. God, good all the time, Dog....well you get the idea
God spelled backwards is dog. Dogs are so wonderful! ...
....Uh lady, I don't like dogs must I really give you a reason?...
...You don't like dogs? You're a cold hearted jerk!.....
No Miss Thing, Karen. I love God and I love humans. God spelled backwards is dog may sound like music to your ears but think about the symbolism and evil being opposite of good. Christ, Antichrist. They're conditioning people to worship The Beast. And if you want to be godly you wouldn't judge me because I have the sense to know what's really going on with this dog culture. I won't judge you you can have your dog but keep it at home, out of my eye.
by Sir Carlton February 18, 2024
mugGet the God spelled backwards is dogmug.

inverted [chili dog]

The chili that works it way into a man's penis after having a chili dog.
Dude, I was pissing brown for two days from an inverted chili dog!
by LDi July 4, 2006
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Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.
My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.
by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020
mugGet the Wash the dogmug.

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