dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.

Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?

by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016

Dick Wipe

To wipe your asshole after with a dick. Just like toliet paper except with a dick.

1) Frank used Jared as a dick wipe.

2) D-PLY

by Manuelr11 May 11, 2015

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Marker Wiping

When your wiping after taking a shit and you keep on wiping and it’s never ending and keeps going.

He took an hour because he was marker wiping.

by Poopoopeepeepoopoo February 23, 2021

Wipe

Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.

Look at those wipes smoking on the patio, what a bunch of idiots

by Hot Dog Goblin May 2, 2020

Wipe

Another term for did it telling someone to kill themselves. Like wiping a save slot in a video game, or wiping your character in Rogue Lineage (if you know that game)

Retard: Yes I like anime.
Intelligent one: Wipe yourself.

by YessyWessy November 13, 2021

Wipes

To single-handedly beat out the competition, usually in a definitive fashion. Somewhat interchangeable with "clears" and "solos."

The Dark Knight absolutely wipes The Batman.

by guesswho¿? September 26, 2022