John Wilkes Booth

After giving a girl an Abe Lincoln (see the definition), working up another cumshot and blowing it in the back of her head, then getting the hell out of there.

Since I knew that her boyfriend would be coming home in ten minutes, and I was skipping town that night, I pulled a John Wilkes Booth and fingered her with my nut-drenched finger.

by Prestinian March 22, 2003

If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will

As we live our lives, we study, make friends, hit finals, fall in love, run the table, strive for greatness, and just enjoy life's ride. We may learn many facts in life, but if we can take just one important fact from life it would be:

"If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will!"

There's no saying in life that has more truth to it. You can't argue with this great fact of life hence why it is becoming one of the most famous friggin' sayings in our world today.

Here's what it all boils down to idiots. "If you don't hit that damn final, someone else will" is very simple. If we were to put it on the friggin' scale of simplicity, i'd say it's a 9.872. Just think in your mind If I don't hit that damn final, someone else will. Meaning, If I can't hit that damn final, and i'm relying on my partner to hit the damn final, but their relying on me to hit the damn final, then neither of us is gunna hit the damn final and we're gunna lose the friggin' game. It's that friggin simple morons, ya know.

P.s. The DAMN is a vital part of the famous saying!

by S Santang October 29, 2009

Will

a gay boy; someone who's so unbelievably homosexual he gives actual gay people homophobia

Person 1: bro this kid came up to me at the party and asked for my number
Person 2: wow he must be a will

by digbick2 October 24, 2018

Will you do us a favor?

A phrase heard commonly in the workplace when someone of higher authority (usually a stuck up bastard) gets someone of lower authority to do something they cannot be arsed doing themselves.

Margaret: John will you do us a favor? Can you have these 25 documents printed off and bound for me before lunch? Cheers.

John: Of course I would be happy to!

*whispers under breath*

Fat lazy bitch.

by hsssssssssssssss March 19, 2012

will beeching

a young man who is a beast and sexualy charming and will find and hunt women on the pull

many women will drop there pants at the sight of will beeching who is a charm carasmatic young man who is a best in best and will stalk his pray if he has to

by footymagnet April 5, 2013

Will Sims

Ridiculously sexy member of the male species, used to bait women into a trap.

Man of many faces.
Constellation made up of only two bright shiny stars.

Will Sims in one beautiful man. His friends are pretty awesome, too.

by Crazed Whovian May 6, 2013

will-hound

A person whos goal is to engratiate themself into the life or close proximity of a loved one, friend, or family member for the purpose of getting named in a deceased persons will.

Can also be used pluraly such as: will-hounds

When My Grandma passed away the will-hound came by to pay respects.

by pandapeter June 6, 2014