honey where's the flashlight

Something that will often be said by 45 year old dads whom usually don't remember where things are. It doesn't matter what the last word is, but flashlight is a common one for them to say.

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge.

-3 days later

Dad: Honey, where's the flashlight?
Mom: It's on top of the fridge! Didn't you ask me that just a few days ago!?
Dad: Oh. Sorry babe.

Eventually:
Dad: Honey where's the flashlight
Mom: God dammit! I can't believe I lost my virginity to you.

by Retard_Ryan November 02, 2022

where’s @Arthur

When you have blue balls but can’t do anything about it.

Hey where’s @Arthur how are you enjoying your time at Coota?

by Esheg July 03, 2022

Where’s Dazzle?

A horror game set in dandy’s world, where Razzle and Dazzle join looey’s circus, but Dazzle goes missing, and a dark skin is attached to him. You have to try and find him! But based on how the game plays out, I don’t think he wants to be found…

Where’s Dazzle?

by MirakatFursona February 04, 2025

Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?

"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?" is a 2021 colloquialism that expresses astonishment in response to an action perceived as rude, intrusive, or tactless. It is often shortened to "Can you believe the pockets on them?" or, simply, "the pockets."

"My mother-in-law just left a voicemail that she's on her way to stay with us for the next month..."
"Does her dress have pockets? Because where in the world is she keeping her audacity?"

"The new hire just interrupted the CEO during a meeting. Can you believe the pockets on that guy?"

"Deborah came right up to me at the bake sale and complimented my snickerdoodles even though I know for a fact that she told Trisha that she thinks my snickerdoodles taste like chlamydia. The absolute POCKETS on this bitch."

by eggsaladsocks September 25, 2024

WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE

ANY GRAFFITI WALL.

DON'T START

PEDOPHILE IS HERE. GUESS WHO

WORD UUUUUUP!!!!

WORD UP = STRIP.EAT SHIT

WHERE R U DORK? WHERE ARE Y0U?

Are you phishing for a complement with AS notice it seems as ask this question to the GEAFFITI PEOPLE WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? and you notice only a PEDOPHILE will write that but please click with your excessive bread SEDAP CHUPAR and feed the PELICANS as they have a large sales force but you will always find a MAVERICK somewhere first in line is WHO SUCKS SHIT REAL GOOD.

Hey you have to START EATING SHIT THERE as all you do is ask the honest question WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE ???? and open your mouth wide SWISH SWISH and do SWALLOW THE SHIT CHICKEN BALLS..

ALAN I WALDMAN when you go for your SOCIAL security be sure to mention I saw the SIGN EAT SHIT DICK SHITEATER PERFECT as WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? so you can get a higher benefit which is SUCK MY ANUS as please produce more SHIT FOR MORE TO EAT CRAIG , ROBERT AND BRAD as large as PENNY'S SIZE.

As SHITEATER ask WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? and remember SHITEATER CUM AFTER 122 MINUTES.

If somebody asks you WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? just ask WHERE IS THE PERFECT SHITEATER DICK?

WHERE IS THE WORD ASSH0LE???? 229 = T0 B00 J00 EAT SHIT B00 T00 and 129 = FUCKING EAT P00P!!!!

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 17, 2022

Sh*t where you eat

The activity of dating a fellow employee at a business, company, etc. that provides your PAY. More younger black people seem to be currently doing this, even though many work situations tend to be stressful places where folks argue, fight, and learn painfully about each others' bad sides.

Yeah, you and Ri are a couple now. She bad as A.F., but don't sh*t where you eat! You're gonna get it!

by Malcolm F. November 18, 2023

Where’s the dog barking?

Where’s the party at, where’s shit going down?

Hey bruh, I wanna do something tonight, where’s the dog barking?

by NordicNate February 02, 2019