Wetting the sugar

n:1. An exotic coctail preparation whereby something is melted, dissolved, set on fire, juggled, etc.
2. A euphemistic expression for any kind of exotic preparation a man might undertake.

John: dude, how long for those drinks, it's taking forever.
Rob: I'm just wetting the sugar. If you don't do it just this way it's not as good.

by dingdingdevo September 26, 2008

wet lobster

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose

yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster

by keek the sneak January 4, 2009

Wet shovel

An alternate name to analingus or ass licking. A rim job.

My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.

I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.

by Chickenhouse January 19, 2014

wet worm

Its a 20 by 10 highly lubricated dildoe that homosexual males (Garrett Stepp) use when they pleasure one another

"As garrett stepp woke up the next morning with a sore asshole he shouted to his partner man that wet worm was amazing!"

by RipYou a NewOne February 15, 2014

wet turd

A piece of extremely damp turd that drips out after drinking a shit tone of energy drinks

"He is a wet turd"

by LittleSlice May 8, 2014

wet mattessich

A riff off of a White Russian, created by Minneston native J. Mattessich. The drink replaces the cream in a traditional White Russian with RumChata. The official recipe is equal parts Kaluha, RumChata, and vodka. Serve over ice cubes in an "on-the-rocks" glass or tumbler.

Customer: "Hmmm....I want a White Russian, but with 33% more booze."

Bartender: "I'll make you a Wet Mattessich. Hold on to your ass."

by BastilleDay June 29, 2014

Wet itch

Female masturbation in regards to a wet sometimes loose vagina that makes a moist smacking sound.

My roommate decided to take care of her wet itch while I was sleeping.

by Thisguy58 March 16, 2015