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Half-Vegan

Someone who is vegan but only eats meat when it is 50% off
"Im no fully vegan, im Half-Vegan. It still counts though"
by Enderdragon2032//4_7D September 21, 2022
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Vegan Humiliation

Humiliating someone that is vegan who enjoys being bashed on their beliefs of being vegan.
I bet you can't eat meat huh? Grass only? Moo for me!

That person is into Vegan Humiliation, they go out on the street to be made fun of being vegan
by Shayne's Boo June 15, 2021
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Road Vegan

Anyone, particularly avid cyclists, who advocates strongly and publicly for traffic calming, road diets, congestion zones or other means to discourage the free use of private motor vehicles.
Tim biked to the community meeting to push for lowering speed limits and adding more bike lanes: typical Road Vegan behavior.
by sensei10 July 22, 2021
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Vegan Spitroast

A Spitroast performed by two women wearing strap-ons. A meatless spitroast.
James so blackout drunk with his lesbian roommate, and her girlfriend, that they ended up Vegan Spitroasting him.
by Meatless Virgin May 12, 2021
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Vegan Salsa

When a vegan reasserts an omnivorous companion a product the vegan ingested was indeed vegan and not "One of those Kinds of salsa with beef in them" to kill curiosity in the omnivore's mind in an eventual plot to rule the world through a green revolution of peace and open-beingness in nature. Amen.
"Last night I was eating this vegan salsa and chips"

"You mean the kind with tomatoes that people generally eat?"
by Sniderbee February 9, 2014
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Vegan

A person with no name or identity. They announce themselves as their diet(although nobody cares), they are their diet, they live their diet, they breath their diet, their diet is all they are and nothing more. They hate anyone who doesn’t use their diet, and throw a fit any time they see normal things like people eating and minding their own business.
Person asks “what is your name?” Vegan responds “ I’m vegan” conversation ends.
by Petdragon May 12, 2022
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Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.
Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs
by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021
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