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Grease the High Board

The act of spitting out cum into the palm of your hand and reaching up and putting it on the erect penis above you.

Usually done to inflict pain on the male when the recipient was not warned of its arrival. Many men find it unpleasant or even painful to have their diving board touched after he shoots a hot load. But can be done to try to keep the erection stiff a bit longer and or encourage an additional orgasm.
A: "I can't believe he just shot in your mouth without asking. I hope you got him back good" "Hell yeah I did. I know how to grease the high board. You should have seen him squirm."

Sorry Baby; just use it to grease the high board. I think I can shoot another load.
by BoyTVLive January 26, 2012
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Grease Crease

That last fart was a little suspect. I need to go give my grease crease a maintenance wipe.
by Crusty Blumpkin June 13, 2025
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Preacha Grease

Hair pomade or anything for the hair used by male preachers that gives them a 'greased down' over-shined hair look. This look basically works against rather than for the over-all minister's appearance.
Most of the Tele Evangelists (Male) who have their hair slicked back uses Preacha Grease, and 'Ghetto' Preachers in the urban neighborhood. "Rev. Toejam's hair is full of Preacha Grease, look how slick and shiny it is..."
by Methodistpreacher January 13, 2008
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grease stash

A stash before puberty. A peach fuzz stash, if you will. Mostly in men with black facial hair. A grease stash is a stash which looks like you have grease on your upper lip.
"Did you see Seth with that grease stash? Like dude wipe your upper lip off. You look like a pedofile."
by Lousteezy December 14, 2015
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Grease

top shelf WEED. that shit that blow ya brain back, shit so greasy everybody wanna nug!

synonyms: zaza, loud, gas
antonyms: boof, pk, reggie, tweeds, that bullshit, sticks & stems
I need that GREASE pack, not the boof shit
by sagebitt January 12, 2025
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Greased

Greased

When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.

Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease
Greased

When you are in a situation that is unfortunate, hard to get out of, or a situation when you are taken advantage of. Exactly the same as getting screwed, shafted, or fucked over. This term is more popular in Canada than the United States.

Related to: Greasy, Greasing, Grease

Person 1: "Hey man I just talked to that guy from the car dealership, and he said I can't have my deposit back"

Person 2: "Yeah man, sounds like he Greased you"
by BillyDaYak January 11, 2019
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Greased

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.
Damn man, that was close! I greased my asscrack after all of those buffalo wings!
by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024
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