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Doctoring

Doctoring can be simply defined as having overwhelming odds in your favor but still offering congratulations to the victor before victory has even occurred in hopes of thwarting the tides of victory to said victim.
In Fastasy Football for Example, Diggstown Dalies sends a congrats text message to Beers and Tears, even though the game was in hand thus Doctoring in hopes of keeping the tides from having any chance of changing.
by anonymous December 3, 2020
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Columbian Doctor

A Columbian Doctor is an individual who leads the physical process of creating cocaine. A drug scientist.
Tyler: "Whoa dude, did you see the news last night? They busted up a huge cocaine ring down south and even caught a couple Columbian Doctors that were heading up the operations!"

Ben: "Wait, what?"

Tyler: "Drug scientists, you know, right?"
by TRPooper September 4, 2011
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An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.
Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.
by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020
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Doctor

A person that kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills.
I'm sorry, is this some sort of American joke that I'm too European to understand? Doctor
by DarkMoon_17 January 16, 2020
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Doctor T

A fun and charismatic individual. Typically adorned with a monocle, suit, aesthetic cane, and top hat.
"Hey, have you heard of Doctor T? He's the go-to expert when it comes to improving your appearance and actions. He specializes in bringing out the best in people, helping them enhance their overall look and behavior."
by OpaGramps January 1, 2024
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Doctor Sanchez

A Doctor Sanchez, or Dr. Sanchez, occurs when an individual applies fecal matter from another individual's rectum directly in the space between the nose and lip while wearing latex gloves, leaving a mustache made from their own feces. It is essentially a dirty sanchez with the finger instead of the member.
I went to the doctor and he checked my prostate while I was prostrate; but when he finished, he gave me a Doctor Sanchez.
by Boopieman March 5, 2019
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