anus

my pooter, anushole. maybe very saggy depending on e owner if the anus/pooter
it's is important to keep your anushole/anus/pooter clean to help prevent nasty infections and AIDS. you must listen to your anus all the time, it is wise. dirty anus.

i ruptured my anus lastnight and its it's rather sore today.
i think i have AIDS from not wiping my anus correctly🤕

by molly&maddis dildo farm December 9, 2016

bowling for anus

A term used when understanding the idea of going out and purposely looking to have anal sex. Can be with any gender. Usual

Hey man look, all I'm trying to do is go bowling for anus, ya know, hump some butthole.

by SatanicWitchOrgy December 22, 2016

anus

Not to be confused with uncle Eanus. Although, to be frank, they are both asses.

"You can't tell your Eanus from your elbow. Wait, I mean anus from your elbow. Well, whatever. Forget it. You're just stupid is all."

by Ghetto_Super_Soaker October 20, 2015

anus gage

Another term for someone who is a real pain in the ass or but and is constantly annoying

Dammit Evan! Your being a real anus gage!!!

by NaughtyNature March 6, 2016

Anus cracker

When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .

yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .

by Eatmydiction8==D March 14, 2016

Anus cake

Anus Cake- when a man eats the anus of his girl on his birthday. Can use props such as candles and matches.

Man #1- did you have a good birthday.

man#2- it was incredible I had the best anus cake there ever was.

by Squishy anuscake April 9, 2016

Urban Anus

An Anus that is so EPIC and urban that your penis juice just evaporates, urban in the meaning of EPIC and not some stupid city but as in epic as fuck. An anus so urban that the feeling us so unaxplainable not even steven hawkings could define it. Its just simply an Urban Anus. These anus's are so rare that only a proximity of 4/100 lives will find an Urban Anus.

man: God damn girl thats one hell of an Urban Anus.
wahmen: thanks.

by AssBlaster64 December 4, 2018