wind farmer

A person who constantly farts, who may, or may not be a farmer.
UGH! ....Wind Farmer...!
by HzlH May 8, 2017
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chinook wind

The act of a person (usually make) farting on the genitalia of a female, creating a 'warm wind' blowing from his 'rocky mountains' and giving warmth to her 'high plains valleys'
My girl was cold so I warned her up a bit with some Chinook Wind
by Masturgates September 24, 2019
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The Full Wind

When you fuckin for the full 3 hours 58 minutes of the movie Gone With the Wind
"Hey babe wanna go for the full wind tonight"
"Frankly dear i don't give a damn"
by seizememesofproduction December 6, 2016
mugGet the The Full Windmug.

The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024
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three sheets to the wind

"I wish I could recall more, but at that point I was three sheets to the wind"
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
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WIND-SUCKING

aspiration of air and debris into the vagina.
She nasty. Girl grabbed on to a door with her front teeth and then WIND-SUCKed all the dust bunnies right up her cucci.

OR

"The most common symptom (sign) of wind-sucking is the gurgling noise or sound produced by the aspiration of air into the vagina, or its expulsion," Caslick observed.
mugGet the WIND-SUCKINGmug.

wind high

When u breath so much wind u feel like u on cloud nine
Man I had so much wind am on cloud nine u must be wind high
by Chowan1999201706 October 18, 2017
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