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Unstable Unicorn

An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.
A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."

B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
by BubblegumBats February 20, 2022
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unicorn doodle

Dog groomers use this term to describe a poodle crossbreed with a fancy name such as a goldendoodle or labradoodle that is being brushed properly by the dog owner.

It is extremely common for these dog's fur to be completed matted due to the lack of daily brushing that the groomers are forced to shave the fur off.

Owners of this dogs usually lie about brushing their dogs everyday and get extremely anger when the dog is shaved losing it's dirty mop look.
OMG! I got an unicorn doodle today! The owner is not going to get mad at me for shaving the dog because there is no need to!
by Groomer12345 January 1, 2020
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Queen of Unicorns

The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.
Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?
by Unipress May 25, 2018
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Naughty Unicorn

Naughty Unicorn
A unicorn is a pure, devine and magical creature. A Naughty Unicorn has all of these properies but has a twisted sense of humour and sexual desires hiden within which once observed become the focus of the observers obsession...
She is so sweet, cute and beautifull but dont let that fool you as I call her my Naughty Unicorn for a reason...
by Daddy Foote August 31, 2017
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unicorn gas

1. (N) Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.

2. (Compound Verb with "do") The act or process of inhaling nitrous oxide from small compressed canisters or compressed cans of whipped cream.
How do you not like whipits? It's Hippie Crack, Unicorn Gas Brother..
by /fa/ggot annon June 20, 2016
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Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn
"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"
by boggoblin November 22, 2014
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slay that unicorn

Overcoming an obstacle that has eluded for so long as to seem impossible.
In trick dog training, a Unicorn trick is the trick that has been so difficult to achieve that it seems like a mythical construct - an impossible dream. Thus, Slay that Unicorn is finally accomplishing the impossible!
by animalmom September 23, 2015
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