Second-hand arousement

When you witness another person become aroused leading to you becoming aroused

Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement

by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 12, 2020

Second degree incest

When one has sexual relations with someone who is not their blood relative but still seen as family

Tom: you hang with Jessica a lot. When you finna pipe.

Jerry: bro wtf! She like a sister to me that’s that second degree incest

by Issa furqy June 22, 2019

Newton's second law

In physics, Newton's second law of motion is a relationship between the acceleration of an object and the forces that act on it. The law states that the sum of the forces applied to an object in an inertial frame of reference is the product of its acceleration by its mass.

Her: "Come over"
Me: "I can't, I'm learning physics"
Her: "My parents aren't home"
Me: *applies a constant force on my own body directed towards hers, causing myself to accelerate in her direction according to Newton's second law applied to my body of constant mass in the terrestrial frame of reference, which can be considered as inertial*

by girl in image April 18, 2021

Second Hand Magic

The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson

Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”

by Randy Mead November 18, 2019

Second degree boner

A boner (erection) received from something you are not actively involved in. It is used to describe how a boner is brought about.

"I totally just got a Second degree boner watching you two make out."

by raladical December 30, 2011

5 second rule

1. If an article of food is dropped, the 5 second rule states that it is still elligible for eating within a 5 second interval.

2. A rule governing the amount of time it takes for George W Bush to speak before he mispronounces a word.

We will not stand around to witness the creation of NUQULAR weapons. Oops, five second rule.

by bob_the_russian November 5, 2003

Second-Hand Drunkness

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.

At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."

by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007