The plan for Tuesday

X5 gapping the jeep

“I can’t wait for the plan for tuesday”

by The absolute goat himself June 10, 2023

Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022

A knife in our plans

A phrase, like "to through a spanner in the works", it means to mess stuff up. It is a common phrase on the west coast of the U.S., it is more commonly used with the younger generations, yet, it can also be used by older folk.

Oh, I forgot the tent, I guess we need to go back home.
Well, that really is a knife in our plans

by ChefsButtler May 16, 2020

The Plan B Test

When a girl asks a guy to buy her plan B even though she does not want it just to see if the guy would be willing to buy it.

He failed the Plan B test! It was such a turn off.

by Spicy123 April 21, 2021

healthcare plan

Started during the Obama campaign, which was especially focused on healthcare.
It’s jokingly used to indicate racism. A racist voter who didn’t like Obama could very plausibility say the reason for their dislike was based on disagreements with Obama’s healthcare plan.

Why did the South shift so much to Rs in 2008?
They didn’t like Obama’s healthcare plan.

by upzoner April 6, 2024

Lesson plan

Cheating. Oral sex.

Today’s been stressful and I still have to finish up a lesson plan.

by Abcd0921 January 13, 2021

Bae Away Plan

When you want to ask someone to be your boy/girlfriend but it's too soon to make it official.

She's not my girlfriend, but she is on the Bae Away Plan.

by ShamelessGrace November 6, 2022