bear market things

The open decline of mental health across participants in a financial market that is trending down.

Characterised by greasy, half naked men seductively dancing in an underground car park.

"Did you see Gabriel Haines twerking? I gagged."

"Yeah man, just bear market things."

by NOTsneak June 7, 2022

Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy

Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.

by TammyTime1991 January 16, 2010

swingy hangy things

It's the things that look like monkey bars but are actually longer than them. They hang from the ceiling and are swingy like a trapeze.

I swung on the swingy hangy things.
He caught himself by the swingy hangy things.

by nightsimp December 31, 2021

things like facts

Something middle aged women say when they want to be cool and don't know how to properly use the term facts

My grandma heard the term facts and keeps saying things like facts to seem cool.

by Jenwizard the 8th March 5, 2019

too many things

A person who acts stuck up, thinks their hot shit. Conceited, grand.

Look at her. She acts like she's too many things.

by Jim Gerard February 11, 2014

thing-a-ma-jig

the name for something for when you forget the name of something.

hey dude can you give me that one big, round thing-a-ma-jig in my garage its also silver.

by microshep.30 May 11, 2019

Put Things in Korean

To make something very clear; to lay down the law.

If you don't eat your vegetables now I will call your mother and "put things in Korean."

by hursh2000 August 29, 2012