chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014

Chopy Chop

A very delicious pork chop!

OMG BRITNEY! Your Chopy Chop is amazingly good!!

by Chopy Chop June 15, 2018

Sham Chop

The ultimate combination of Sham Wow and Slap Chop to cut shit up and dry it at the same time. It's actually just a towel with razorblades taped on, but it does the job.

"Hey Bob, pass me the Sham Chop"
"Alright Jim"

by pseudonimm April 22, 2010

SRDAN CHOP

Best chef around town. Nonces on kids at Domremy College during school hours. profession in making home made creamy pasta and Srdan rolls with a hint of Neymar rolls for dessert. He got charged with raping the panino because thee paninio didn't consent.

It was a sunny day when a Srdan Chop started walking down the street with his chef hat on noncing on kids in his basement.

by SRDAN CHOP September 21, 2020

Chopping Cheddar

Chopping Cheddar:(Informal) is the act of Making/counting large amounts of Money!..

A yo, you see son on the corner?..That fool stays "Chopping Cheddar" ALL DAY!
...He stays getting Money!

by SadBastad August 23, 2022

Chopped ass

a very unattractive girl that a guy gets with when he is extremely horny.

Friend 1:“bro that girl was so ugly why did I get with her”
Friend 2: “haha, you got some chopped ass.”

by federalfred January 18, 2023

chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ May 21, 2018