(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.
A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.
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DJ MofoSam played a sick set last night. After he busted out that chunky house set, he delved into some dope tech house that got the whole crowd jumping.
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A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.
Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.
Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).
Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.
Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.
It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.
TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.
Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).
Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.
Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.
It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.
TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.
C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.
E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.
C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.
E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
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