Dude squirrel jobs are amazing! She plays with your nuts, and not the ones you store for the winter!!
by random commentary December 12, 2009
Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.
by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017
When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"
Oooooh a Squirrel.
by Lone Hardcore October 24, 2013
Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.
Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
by Kmd89 January 16, 2016
When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 21, 2020
Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
by Internet's_translator November 02, 2015
by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020