Dude squirrel jobs are amazing! She plays with your nuts, and not the ones you store for the winter!!
by random commentary December 12, 2009
Get the squirrel jobmug. Having sex with a girl while shes on her period. Named because the action of slamming your hammer and causing it to start to bleed is like killing a small rodent.
by JFWLAX October 8, 2011
Get the Squirrel Huntmug. by Rodriguez026216523 August 5, 2011
Get the Tackled By a Squirrelmug. When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.
by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017
Get the Dead squirrelmug. When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 20, 2020
Get the Sloppy Squirrelmug. by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020
Get the Squirrel brainsmug. Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.
Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
by Kmd89 April 26, 2016
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug.