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Buffing Someones Weasel

This sentence refers to wanting to penetrate (buffing) someone's Weasel (a persons anus or vagina), usually used in very intimate moments.
I'd love to buff that Weasel, sir!

That guy was Buffing Someones Weasel yesterday morning, then he took his fish for a feet walk.
by Walt.Jr December 8, 2024
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National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day

April 18th Ignore someone who hasn't opened your messages then replies with an urban dictionary definition of National Send Nudes Day
"Listen Brad I'm not sending you nudes today, it's National Ignore Someone Who's Been Ignoring You Day"
by Cuurah April 18, 2020
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National Bite someone you love day

Biting someone as it to show affection to them.
Me: “bites”
Crush: Ow! Why’d you do that?
Me: it’s national bite someone you love day….
by swv8 November 1, 2023
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.
Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.
by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021
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Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
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Someone

A person that is unidentified, you can describe or stuff. They are humans, if you're either too lazy to say what the person is just say "Someone."
"Someone with brown hair told me I looked pretty."
by BelieveInNothing December 7, 2022
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