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Sit to Pop

A term used by Balloon fetishists, better known as Looners, to define the act of popping balloons by sitting and bouncing on them.
Guy 1: dude, have you watched Loonergirl1234's new video? It was so hot!

Guy 2: I know right! That sit to pop was "very" hot!
by Mysteryguy6464 March 23, 2024
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asgardian sit down

When two men sit in chairs across from each other, knees to knees and forehead to forehead. They lock eyes then proceed to masterbate, or can masterbate each other.
My friend invited me over for an ASGARDIAN SIT DOWN. I wasn't expecting that.
by trey anthony January 14, 2026
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Murphy's Law of sitting down

"You can stand in line till da cows come home and da slow customer at da service-desk is still not gonna budge, but da moment you decide to plop down and comfortably settle yer tushie on da floor, DAT'S precisely when da line will start to move again, and then you'll hafta hastily "up, periscope!", putting even MORE strain on yer achy leg-muscles!
Carrying a skateboard to sit on can allow you to somewhat alleviate da "Murphy's Law of sitting down" debacle, since you can scooch yerslef forward more easily without actually having to groaningly stand up again, but unfortunately, many stores/offices take a dim view of bringing wheeled toys into their checkout-lanes or waiting-rooms! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2026
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sit-down solution

Refers to da act of just ploppin' yer weary tush flat on da floor while waiting in line --- da "best of both worlds" advantage of doing so is dat you get to both rest yer weary/achy legs, but don't "give up yer slot" by going to sit in those temptingly-comfy-'n'-cushioned waiting-area chairs which would indeed make for a more-palatable thumbs-twiddling period, but would also oblige you to risk having a subsequent service-seeker "snag yer slot" in da checkout-counter queue.
I hate to be viewed as a "line-jumper" by asking a newly-arrived customer to let me cut into da line in front of him "because that was my spot before you came", so I employ da "sit-down solution" --- or even da LIE-DOWN solution, if either I'm exhausted enough or it looks like I'm "gonna be there a while" --- if da floor is fairly clean; da only problem is dat whenever I finally do decide to "take a load off" after standing motionless for quite a while, "Murphy's Law of sitting down" often kicks in, in dat da previously-stagnant line will almost immediately begin moving forward again. and then I'll hafta hastily perform da "up. periscope!" maneuver just moments after I'd just got comfortably settled on da floor! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2026
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