shadow fapper

A person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly masturbates to people having sex.
Bob: Did you hear that?
Stacy: What is it?
Bob: I think there's a shadow fapper in here!
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Shadow buzz

An almost instant buzz experienced when consuming a very small amount of alcohol on an empty stomach. As soon as you start getting your groove on it vanishes when you begin to eat.
Dude #1- "Man, I've got a buzz already! (10 minutes later after munching) Well I had a buzz but lost it, toss me another PBR!"

Dude #2- "Dude, you had an shadow buzz."
by Kauffman1 June 13, 2011
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Black Shadow

A nickname for Andrine Frisenberg from Åsnes.
"Fuck ur so big blacc shado"
"My as is so sore Black Shadow"
by adrianprize03 October 31, 2017
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Black Shadow

"Oh look, theres Black Shadow !!"
by heybish0301 October 31, 2017
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Shadow government

Oh boy I wonder who THAT could possibly be!? Oh! Wait! The church! The religious institutions!
A retard "But I'm religious! The church can't be a shadow government!"

Hym "So... They aren't an unelected body that influences politicians and billionaires and millionaires and every other kind of 'aire' to shape public policy and perception to control the behavior of the people in out country? It's not direct and/or indirect control of people's moral framework, is it? Like, you don't have millions of people who have ceded (entirely) their personal morality and their own claim to shape the moral landscape to an overarching body of authority and they're not going to act in accordance with that authority, indefinitely, are they? Because that SOUNDS like a shadow government to me!"

A different retard "It's not the religion! It's the nationalism and fundamentalism (taking the religion literally, like, actually believing the shit makes it "fundamentalism" and is, therefore, the bad kind of religion)!"

Hym "And what's difference nationalism and religion? You're either on the side of God or you're not. ("I mEaNt ThE cOuNtRy!" She interjects) It's a 'religious country.' The religion IS the country. What's the difference between the fundamentalism and religion? You're either doing what the religion or you're not! What would religious on-fundamentalism look like? It's religion but instead of doing what's in the religion they just do something else... THAT'S religious non-fundamentalism. It doesn't even make sense."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2024
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shadow holiday

A term used to describe time off from work outside of approved holiday/vacation time.
Yup, I've got nothing to do at work tomorrow. I'm going to log in and then take a shadow holiday.
by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lemar January 04, 2024
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red shadow

1. a stain left by period blood

2. the day after a woman's period
1. My wife left a red shadow on the couch again.
2. It's her red shadow so she's not feeling that great.
by oof owie oww oww December 27, 2017
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