Metacarpal Scrub

Using the back of your hands to masterbate in an effort to recreate the feeling of a footjob.

Man, I've been struggling to get any lately. Or, if I find someone willing their feet are nasty. So, I've been getting by on metacarpal scrubs for the last month.

by ImFCKD December 22, 2017

Scrub

Basketball slang for someone who is wack but pretends they are not.

He is a scrub. He's not on my level.

by 10THou September 10, 2022

scrub

a person who is an absolute mong and will troll innocents for their own pleasure (ye thats right Hitler, Trump and Zo Zo).

'She deleted that post where you destroyed her for two-timing!'
'lol, wot a scrub'

by xXx_MLGityaJ^A_xXx May 20, 2016

Scrub

A man like creature that dwells on others for his success. Trying to pick up girls when he got nothing of his own. prolly living with his mom and gets rides from his friends. TLC knows where it's at

A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging in the passenger sing of his best friends ride trying to holla at me

by gab11230 September 9, 2018

Scrub

Also known as a 'busta', A 'scrub' is Atlantan slang for a lazy, greedy, hardly-working and selfish male who doesn't have a job, is usually broke, lives with their parents and often treats their girlfriend/boyfriend poorly while thinking themselves highly compared to what they really are. The female counterpart of a 'scrub' is known as a 'pigeon'.

"A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
And is also known as a buster
Always talking 'bout what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass"

- TLC - 'No Scrubs' (LaFace/Arista, 1999)

by BronYrAurHouse July 25, 2022

scrub

A scrub is an insecure man who reflects his ugliness and bad personality by bullying others. He probably has a girlfriend that deserves better and he probably ruined her life and got her pregnant at 16, leaving her feeling stuck.

“That dude is a scrub. He ruined my friend’s life, and we laughed in her face the first time she showed us a picture of him.”

by SlangisWeird April 20, 2024

Scrub

A scrub is a filthy, disgusting, inhuman, piece of dirt.

You are such a scrub. I mean have you ever showered!

by Ryann Smith June 26, 2020