samuel._.sheldrake

A legend or a boss. Single and he has Instagram go follow him he’s the best. He’s selling like a god church

You see Samuel._.Sheldrake he is the best person to live ever. He’s just a legend

by Daniel Kinirons October 15, 2017

Flag

Get the samuel._.sheldrake mug.

Samuel’s Penis

Samuel’s penis was very long

“Lilly said his penis was very big!” Harry said

Samuel’s penis is very long

by Skskakakakakaksksksk December 21, 2022

Flag

Get the Samuel’s Penis mug.

Samuel

Samuel is a bitch and a fat hore that looks amari and he wants to put his dick inside him

Samuel

by anonymous November 19, 2023

Flag

Get the Samuel mug.

Samuel E. Gordon

A name reserved for the gloriest of men. Considered a compliment in certain places.

"Wow, that guy's reaching some SEG(Samuel E. Gordon) levels of cool"

by samuraishmoo February 23, 2019

Flag

Get the Samuel E. Gordon mug.

Jonathan is generally a really nice guy. He is cool, layed back and is always laughing. He jokes around a lot and sometimes can get a little too mean but he is a great guy. He has the looks and has the personality to match. Jonathan is a nice guy but can get a little bit cheeky/naughty at times ;) He is a great friend, a great lover and if you're having a bad day, he is sure to make you smile and forget the negatives.A delightfully sexy man, generally worldly wise and well acquainted with the internet. Absolutely irresistable to all females, with eyes to die for and a delightful body.

"i was feeling so upset today, until Jonathan Dave Samuel made me laugh"

"Jonathan Dave Samuel, i need one of them"
Damn, last night was so good he could have been a Jonathan Dave Samuel

by ghfyb1234 February 9, 2022

Flag