Sicilian Rain Forest

The massive amount of pubic hair found in the genital region around the testicals, penis and in the gooch of a Sicilian man. Often mistaken for small vicious mammals such as the wolverine. Has known to drive sane people insane, scar small children, and swallow women whole as they attempt fellacio. In order to be trimmed, the Sicilian Rain Forest must be tackled by a hedge trimmer or chain saw. Exercise extreme caution if confrontation is made.

It took Dave almost 3 months to shave his Sicilian Rain Forest. It cost him him $23,000 and 13 hired mexican migrant workers.

by RalphyWiggum October 25, 2005

Japanese Rain Goggles

A pair of sunglasses worn by the male as protection from female ejaculation while performing cunnilingus.

She was a major squirter... it's a good thing I was wearing my japanese rain goggles

by golfguy0830 November 26, 2010

Japanese rain goggles

When a man puts his ball sack on a womens eyes and she blinks, this feels good on the penis.

Charlie Sheen mentioned "Japanese rain goggles" in a two and a half men episode.

by DYOMAF November 27, 2010

Jamaican Rain Dance

The act of being graced by a native Jamaican's knuckle children. Most commonly practiced as a post touchdown celebration.

Incomplete Pass

Denfender: "No Jamaican Rain Dance for you Douche Bag!"

Receiver:"....crap."

by The Drizzler November 6, 2008

Set Fire to the Rain

To bend the laws of physics and light falling water aflame. Made famous by British singer Adele.

1) Oh my lord, did you just see that magician? He set fire to the rain!

2) Adele's song "Set Fire to the Rain" is sooo good!

by Adele Fan 666 May 10, 2012

Japanese Rain Goggles

A phrase that means nothing whatsoever and can be interpritated however you want !

Adam: OMG my girlfriend let me give her japanese rain goggles last night

Jim: I was thinking of getting my little bro that
Adam: you were going to put your balls on your brothers face
Jim: What no ! I was going to get him Small goggles that keep rain out of his face

by Bob te dude November 29, 2016

cherry chocolate rain

The bloody fecular dischage achieved after consuming of spicy or "hot" foods. Usuually the cause of a redish bowl stain due to blood, the almighty chocolate rain was once worshiped as a visitation of Plopulos, the god of human waste, by some pre-christian cultures.

Man, that Taco Bell I ate sure did give the cherry chocolate rain.

by D_Jap March 24, 2008