Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019

Pandora's Box

Googling "Who Plays Loki in 'Thor?'"

Friend 1: What's up with her?

Friend 2: She opened Pandora's Box

Friend 1: Oh no...

by targaryenAvenger February 8, 2020

Phandom

A term for the Danny Phantom fandom (which has been around long before Dan and Phil).
The fandom includes fanficions, edits, animation, fanart, parodies, and much more revolving around the cartoon Danny Phantom by Butch Hartman.
Fans of all ages are a part of it, not necessarily children, so the content is fairly diverse

Example: "Have you ever watched Danny Phantom?"

"No but I'm pretty invested in the Phandom!"

by StarPaw007 January 7, 2017

phantom

when u use the cloak of darkness to make your excape from a sexual interlude that is bound to be akward once the morning comes and the booze wears off

heather pulled a phantom and crept toward the door, weary of waking the gentleman snoring in the bed

by elle March 15, 2005

philadelphia phantom

Farting in another's eyes, then, while they are disoriented, pooping directly into their mouth. Before the recipient has time to recover, one must insert their dick or vagina into said mouth and, using cum, swirl the substance into a grey ooze. When all this is done, the recipient will begin to vomit (if they already haven't), which will work great as lube for anal sex. Usually, more pooping occurs.

"What'd you do last night?"
"I watched a Philadelphia Phantom. It was sick!"
"Yea, I know. They are a pretty good team. Who did they face?"
"No, you don't understand. I'm not talking hockey. I'm talking full ass-to-mouth phantom!"
"WTF?!?!?"

by Greg Spurgein January 11, 2008

phantom

An individual who is so insignificant they are a mere apparition.

Check that cunt out, he's a phantom!

by Davie January 10, 2003

phantom gourmet

While on a dinner date, secretly jerk off into your hand. Wait until the girl gets up to use the bathroom, or distract her in some way. When she's not looking BAM! into her salad/food. Works particularly well if she's having fettuccine alfredo or some similar dish.

I was out to dinner with my girl last night. She got fettuccine alfredo, so when she wasn't looking I pulled a phantom gourmet and threw a fist full of cum in her food. She never figured out why the alfredo sauce was so salty.

by jfox May 2, 2006