East Park

A large suburb of Wolverhampton, generally known for crime, shootings and dossers. The area is split mainly into three separate estates; East Park, Deansfield and Eastfield.

Very much a proud part of the Black Country, a majority of the area is build on top of disused coal mines. If you enjoy living amongst druggies and yam yams then you’ll love it here!

Meet you on the bonks over East Park mucka

by EPDon March 12, 2022

easthampstead park

A school in england in the county birkshire, bracknell. It is the worst school in Bracknell and is filled with ugly orange chavs and clapped roadmen. The teachers don’t know how to do their job and they say the n word. This school smells like utter shit but the cafeteria food bangs. Honestly don’t send your children here they will become your worst nightmare or they will just wanna commit suicide. It’s complete utter shit and no one likes this school. Clownery

“ do you know about that school called Easthampstead park?”

“Yeah I heard it’s utter shit”

by lovelypeaches103 March 6, 2020

Giraffic Park

1. Like Jurassic Park...but with Giraffes.

2. A collection of Giraffe Graphics aka Giraffics.

Yo, Schmed, have you seen the new Giraffic Park trailer. Those necks are lit ! OMG<3, brb afk.

by Arty Curry May 23, 2018

parking troll

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.

Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?

by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014

War-Parking

Sitting in the parking lot of a place with free wifi because you are too cheap to go in.

Joey: I once spent four hours working in a Buffalo Wild-Wings parking lot so I could use their free wifi
Robert: War-Parking?

by ramses0 September 4, 2009

Alison park

Notoriously dangerous park in Randwick sydney known for its stabbings, gay bashings and emo bashings. Home to beer lord and also that cunt who does rocket ollies on a skateboard who looks like Ben stiller.

Grown men walk through Alison park at night and don't come out alive

by MikeHunt51961319313 May 15, 2021

park barnacle

Someone who hangs-out in snow, skate, bmx or other similar recreational park without participating. Can be used to express derogatory or complimentary statement.

1. He's just a park barnacle

2. That girl is a sweet park barnacle!

by misterj December 10, 2008