When a man follows a women around at a party or social event, because he is unaware that she doesn't want to have sexual intercourse with him.
"Matt was doing the sexual predator shuffle on my friend Hannah, so we had to kick him out of the party."
by Orange Anchovies February 3, 2019
Get the Sexual predator shufflemug. The act of using the escalator handrail to mechanically wipe one's ass due to the toilet paper shortage of the Corona Virus
by @brammersaurus March 12, 2020
Get the San Francisco shufflemug. Masturbating with one’s hand inverted as opposed to the conventional way of holding your penis that makes it feel different than normal like someone else is jerking you off.
by VanD Cape January 10, 2020
Get the Reverse knuckle shufflemug. 1. The awkward way you walk when you have semen dripping down your body after jerking off on the way to the tissue box
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
2. The lightning fast run performed when you're jerking off and you hear the garage door open
Dude I jerked off and got jizz all over my stomach so I had to do the jerk off shuffle to get to the bathroom and clean up
by Dj Pj August 9, 2016
Get the Jerk Off Shufflemug. by Bigboidave June 13, 2015
Get the five knuckle shufflemug. From Lucky Number Slevin. The Kansas City Shuffle is a deception move characterised by causing the victim to look right as you attack on the left.
Smith: "There was a time when Brown Sugar over there was a fine young woman."
Nick: *looking towards her*
Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"
Nick: *looking towards her*
Smith: *leaves wheelchair and attacks Nick from behind* "the Kansas City Shuffle"
by CrazEkid April 5, 2006
Get the Kansas City Shufflemug. When a man is hooking up with a women who is lactating, he sucks on her nipples to draw milk into his mouth, then feeds it to the women, mouth to mouth.
by THE Milk Man 4U August 5, 2010
Get the Milk Man Shufflemug.