Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H

My girlfriend is a monkey Tuesday

by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022

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Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

by Ershadsky January 16, 2014

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Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.

We just got back from harris teeter with some cheese. We’re going to Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.

by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022

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When an obnoxious person posts before and after pictures on Tuesday. They actually post them every day, but Tuesday is the important one. Most people who post these pictures have obviously not lost weight. It's truly obnoxious, if you do, your friends will certainly talk shit about you.

"Hey, did you see that Chris is posting his Transformation Tuesday pics? Which one is the before picture, I can't tell?

by Vapethat February 14, 2017

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Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021

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Taskforce Tuesday

Taskforce Tuesday (and Taskforce Thursday) are two days of the week when the Strike Force/Narcotics Cops in Philly do the most work as far as arresting dealers and customers.

Nah I'm stayin' in today bro, it's Taskforce Tuesday.

by Ghostiano June 5, 2023

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