The absence of something. Its actually something, since the absence of something must be something. Nothing is something, or we wouldn't be able to define it. It is truly just a word we made up to help us understand our world, since we say theres nothing in space, yet theres something there, but almost nothing. You can never do nothing, even in death.
Bill: Liam, what are you doing?
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
*Liam is sitting on the couch staring into space*
Liam: Nothing.
Bill: No, your breathing, your thinking, your aging, etc.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO NOTHING, EVEN WHEN DEAD, YOUR DECAYING!!!
by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 18, 2018

When a girl is cheating on a guy with his best friend and her boyfriend is too gullible and ignorant to suspect anything. Used in the song Scotty Doesn't Know by the band Lustra.
Dan: Aren't you banging Kylie
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
Chad: Yes
Dan: But isn't she dating Jake
Chad: Yes, but it's a big connie knows nothing
by lesbianofthelake December 07, 2019

Your argument is baseless; you've got nothing to hang your coat on. Take it with you on the way out.
by SuicideBot October 17, 2019

Guy 1: Dudeee, did you hear they releasing the Epstein files, the global pedo-cabal is going down-
Guy: Nothing ever happens.
In the end nothing happened
Guy: Nothing ever happens.
In the end nothing happened
by Refugee chud May 10, 2024

The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
Also vote trump or you will only be able to attract women with stinky vaginas
Also vote trump or you will only be able to attract women with stinky vaginas
Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
by buttfart33 June 23, 2024

Today is the day you do nothing at all. And I mean nothing. Say nothing, do nothing, think nothing, look at nothing (except if it’s your crush, than that’s an exception) and just stand in your house all day.
by if you’re reading this, smile! October 08, 2021
