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ninja afk

When a person online goes afk without warning or provocation. Usually to the utter dispair of whoever he/she is interacting with online (note screams of frustration) and often frequently.
"Omgoogle dude, Charles went ninja afk again."
by Matrix_Gymnast August 7, 2006
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ninja pacifiers

NINJA TOYS AND CRIBS,
WAIT NO,
NINJA PACIFIERS, I WANT YOUR BABY SUCKIN' ON ME
~Ninja, Twitch TV
Ninja pacifiers i want your baby sucking on me

Thats kinda gay ninja like pedophile priest levels of wrong
by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 4, 2020
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ninja dab

Surprising someone who is taking a dab by dropping even more wax on the nail for them then predetermined
As James took a baby dab like a bitch Todd threw on a huge ass ninja dab in the bucket.
by soulsbowls July 15, 2016
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Ninja King

The Ninja King is a chess move where your King takes every other piece on the board, moving crazy and ninja-like (you basically grab the king and knock every other piece over). It can only be used if either you are check-mated, or the King is your only piece on the board.

Note: This is not actually a real chess move.
"Oh man, I almost won that game, then Frank pulled a massive Ninja King on me. Did not see that coming."

or:

Bob: "Check Mate!"

Frank: "Oh yeah? well how do you like my NINJA KING!"

*Grabs king and destroys every other piece*

Bob: "Shit."
by Weardow7 September 7, 2007
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Ninja Kitty

a feline that also has 1337 |\|1|\|j4 5|<1|_|_Z.
will often leap from the shadows to play with string
Piro: that cats insane at 4AM, and you cant see it coming when he scratches your ass up.
Largo: Thats because its a |\|1|\|j4 |<177`/(ninja kitty)
Piro:....shut up Largo....

...megatokyo rules....
by Jimmy Kline July 24, 2008
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ninja nerf

The act of nerfing something without any forewarning.

While most nerfs are announced that they will happen before they actually happen, a ninja nerf is simply done, leaving the players to discover, usually being completely screwed over at the same time due to being surprised.
Player A: C'mon, let's go kill that boss. I'll get my shifter tank.

Player B: Ok, let's go. Those shifter tanks get like 2000 hp, so we should be fine.

*Player A and B get to the Boss*

Player A: omfg Wtf!? I've only got 800 hp!? *dies*

Player B: Oh Fuck... *dies*

Player A: Well wtf... I had 2000 hp yesterday... I didn't see anything about a nerf on the forums, did you?

Player B: Nope. Must have been a ninja nerf.
by H-o-G September 11, 2008
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Hymen Ninja

A man who regularly sexually assualts random female, unprovoked. He is very skilled in this kind of ambush and can usually penetrate a woman (or baby) in under 3 seconds.
Girl 1: Holy shit! what was that? Were the fuck is my hymen?

Girl 2: Probably one of those hymen ninjas.
by PooStainJedi March 13, 2009
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