An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 24, 2022

Never ✌️ and luv ❤️

An expression one should use when one wishes to express that they will respectfully not be complying.

Sis: Bro stop sending me links to fugged up Instagram reels
Bro: Never ✌️ and luv ❤️

by Ligma Sig Malone April 29, 2024

You Never Ask A Horse For Hay.

Just Think About It. Its pretty much asking somebody/something to do something that you know they can do but they say no just to be an asshole.

Vinni: Hey frankee! Can you edit this video for me because you edit sooooooo gooooood!!
Frankee (God Tier Video Editor) : No. Fuck you. You never ask a horse for hay.

by Frankee Demayo July 11, 2021

never be like

statement that someone won't be in a relationships ever again.

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, i'll never be like...

by yunglilposer April 22, 2020

never be like

It's the statement that means that someone won't be in a relationships ever again

-yo, man, what is up?
-bro, it sucks, i will never be like :(

by yunglilposer April 22, 2020

woman who never wore a dress

Barbara

millie is woman who never wore a dress just baggy jeans

Tommmm

by MrYellowTeeth47 April 28, 2024

never safe from waluigi

Some random meme I saw on reddit

N:Ever
S:Afe

F:rom
W:aluigi
Never safe from waluigi

by TheLimist September 09, 2023