[mormon] [coffee]

Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.

Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?

Guy2: A Mormon coffee.

Guy1: A what???

Guy2: A chocolate milk....

Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.

by Maverick51 January 13, 2009

Mormon Score

When one takes advantage of a a person of the Mormon faith by asking them to do a specific undesirable task, knowing they can not refuse.

Asking a soliciting Mormon that rings your door bell to help you with yard work.
Mormon Score!

by JayRun April 4, 2011

Mormon Kiss

Kiss given by a mormon; just a peck on the lips; not very passionate but very disappointing.

Jane-"I GOT MY FIRST KISS TODAY!!! :D"
Mary-"Thats amazing, how was it?"
Jane-"It was nice, but only a Mormon Kiss :/"

by AmazingGirlfriend December 28, 2011

Mormon

1. A religion that is no more and no less evil than others, but whose members are encouraged to donate as much as they can to homophobic causes. One member was so enthusiastic, he gave away the second 'M' of the very name of his religion and now all are known collectively as Morons.

In an attempt to make people forget that the church was founded on Polygamy, Mormons give money to prevent others from having the right to marry one person of their choice and have hence forth become a church of Morons.

by Don't Define Me August 15, 2009

oxy moron

Someone who does stupid things because of their Oxycontin addiction.

Joey wouldn't have tried robbing that liquor store with a plastic fork if he wasn't such a damn oxy moron.

by therealpaulwithap July 1, 2009

jack mormon

A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormon), but doesn't follow their religion. They might get drunk and participate in pre-marital sex. This phrase traces its origins to high schools in Las Vegas. Antonym: molly mormon

1: Taylor got wasted at Steve's party last weekend.
2: I thought she was Mormon!
1: She's a jack mormon.

by JFLV November 16, 2004

moronaphobia

the extreme fear/caulder of morons or moronic gestures.

I am disturbed by you because I have moronaphobia.

by bread infection December 28, 2005