by nonceychild November 14, 2020

Any of several licentious and crude sexual acts that take part between two men - one always being African American, and the other caucasian. Refers particularly to Morgan Freeman and his illicit affair with a house-painter in the mid-80s, although it may be used more generally.
Hey yo Zaqir, me'n my homies been eyein' yo' tender brown ass for a while and been wonderin' if, y'know, ya might wanted to paint houses with Morgan sometime. Chya!
by Harlequin boy August 25, 2010

by Us People June 11, 2006

a very good restaurant created by a person who saved the macadamia nuts from greece by using sharp corn given to them by paul from iowa which was then bought out by morgan freeman
Paul: “Wow I love the Macadamia Burger from Morgan Freeman’s Macedonian MacDonald Macadamia Nuts!”
Cat: “Same lol!”
Cat: “Same lol!”
by dacheeziestwhiz March 28, 2021

One day in the mild October of 2004 three fellows descended upon the shopping valhalla of Croydon. Due to a lack of funds the three chaps decided it was necessary think out of the box, to transcend above what mere window shopping had to offer.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
The two intellectually inferior of the threesome hatched a rather nefarious scheme. They would force the more dashing and amazing one to wear amusing looking hats. All in all, 5 hats were worn (one of which was quite clearly designed for humans of the female persuasion). The images were saved for posterity on a picture phone.
The immeasurable glamour of the Russian hat would go on to fascinate and arouse in equal measure for literally hours to come.
"Ah do you remember the James Morgan wearing stupid looking hats incident?
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
Not only do I remember, I could never ever forget, the mere thought of it excites me to almost the point of uncontrollable arousal"
by morgangills December 1, 2004

An incredibly rare orgasmic move of cosmic proportions, The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style can be utilized to pause time itself l. The move is preformed by a person wearing a cowboy getup from 1889, she must succ on a comically small pp with an exploding motion, results have stated that the move is so pleasuring it has the ability to pause time and could possibly end existence as we know it
P1: "aye Br0 you tryna get this move known as the omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style no homo??"
P2: "aight Br0 sure"
Time: "aight im finna head out adios"
P2: "aight Br0 sure"
Time: "aight im finna head out adios"
by Spider-Boah October 30, 2020

Morgan is a hilarious clown. She is gorgeous, despite this her inner demons make her believe other wise. Morgan is the bubbly soul lighting up a room. She is cynical and yet she is always the person with the biggest smile and the loudest laugh. Only her best friend really understands her. But she is constantly surrounded by people. She is anxious at times and she needs love. She is a beautiful soul that will always take care of you. She is talented and a chameleon that can vibe with anybody anywhere, she can hang. The craziest stuff happens when your with her. Beware of Morgan. She is the best thing that will ever happen to you. But stuff will get crazy. Morgan is bent but never broken. And she will be there laughing while you cry until ur laughing too. She’s protective and artsy. She will put her feet up at the theatre and throw popcorn at people with u while watching the weirdest scary movies you can find.
Simone: did u go to that party last night?
Jacob: yeah Morgan was hilarious dancing on the table
Carter: I think I love her
Jacob: Hey! Morgan’s my girlfriend.
Carter: chill dude
Jacob: yeah Morgan was hilarious dancing on the table
Carter: I think I love her
Jacob: Hey! Morgan’s my girlfriend.
Carter: chill dude
by JillysPB&Jbeyotch October 4, 2021
