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John Ray

John Ray is not a good person. He is a bad person, actually the worst of all the worst. He is bad to all men, to the point that he exceeds in personality, intelligence and looks. He exceeds in his current course effortlessly, since that course was what his heart desires. He exceeds in dancing to the point that he created his own style known peculiarly as seductive urban. He exceeds in giving you advices. He exceeds in arguments, you will learn a lot from him since he grew weirdly with the help of internet and knew puzzles of logic. He exceeds in affection, you will never find anyone disturbing like him. Once he stares at you, he will not only poison your mind but also your heart. This man is one of a kind. No one will be better than him in the heart of this lady writing this description. She knows how worse this man is and how worse he can become. He stole all the attributes of men from what this lady wished for. He never left a single piece of attribute for men to have, so that this lady will only look to him. Every Valentine's Day, every week, everyday, every hour, every second, he will always be the worst of all men to this lady's heart.
John Ray is suprised.
John Ray is loved.

John Ray is an excellent son and brother.

John Ray has a beautiful girlfriend.
by revixenportable February 10, 2020
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John Russell

That Dreamy Guy you always dreamed of dating in high school. Also a man that is very good in bed. Hard worker and very respectful to his woman and her opinions.
by Comonee October 11, 2020
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John Egbert

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by tturntechGodheadd September 10, 2022
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John Haldeman

Famous for his special Haldeman Shifter Sandwich in the Donegal High School cafeteria.
Donegal Student 1: What’s for lunch today?
Donegal Student 2: It’s the John Haldeman Shifter Sandwich!
Donegal Student 1: Fuck.
by MonkeBalls420 March 22, 2022
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Dry John

A joke that has no flavour at all,
An extremely lame joke.
John: "Knock Knock"
Nick: "Who's There?"
John: "You"
Nick: "You Who?"
John: "Hahahahah"
Nick: "Dry John"
by Perspex Avenger January 19, 2009
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john boyega

The co-lead in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, who has a beautiful laugh, and is proof that there is good in this world.
John Boyega is what makes me get up every morning.
by Disney Brony June 4, 2016
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John Xina

John Xina also know as Jiang Xina or Zhong Xina is an exploitable image macro of WWE Wrestler John Cena Photoshopped to look like Chinese communist revolutionary Mao Zedong. Although the phrase "John Xina" was used on Twitter as early as 2016, it wasn't until May 2021 that image macros associated with the nickname first appeared on Instagram, due to the nickname resurfacing on Twitter in May 2021 because of a viral video of Cena defending China's military pressure for reunification with Taiwan.

The joke was spread quickly, other names took place, such as Dwyane 'The Rock' Johnson renamed as The Wok.
This joke was mixed together with chinese memes, such as Social Credit tests and such.
John Xina: 大家好, 现在我有冰淇淋, 我真的很喜欢冰淇淋, 但是,速度与激情 9, 与冰淇淋相比, 我最喜欢.
by A weak dick November 13, 2021
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