curtains

objects used for
1) blocking sunlight through the windows
2) wiping your cum after nutting

1) it's too bright here, close the curtains!
2) why the fuck did you wipe your dick in the curtains???

by jinsie April 4, 2023

Curtains pulled

if you know you know

Omg curtains pulled

by rod pole June 3, 2025

ham curtains

Vaginals flaps

I rode Kate so hard last night her ham curtains are in bits

by Hammy007 November 3, 2015

Daylight Curtains

Blackout curtains when defined by an moron.

That parrot won’t stop chirping, trick him into thinking it’s nighttime with some daylight curtains!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

The curtains were just blue

There's no symbolism in this form of media, and there's no reason to look that deep into it.

Or meaning not to look that deep into something (The curtains are just blue)

"Hey, calm down, the curtains are just blue. Don't look that deep into it."

"The curtains were just blue. Don't worry too much about it."

by AstroIsOffline March 15, 2023

Dangle Curtain

Slang word used in place of loin cloth or other types of genetal coverings.

"I saw Mat at the pool last summer..."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah he really needs a better dangle curtain, I could see everything!"

by Supreme Wizard April 8, 2016

Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.

Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.

by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020