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I love you

WHEN A BOY TELLS YOU "I LOVE YOU" HE ONLY WANTS TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH YOU
I love you Abigail.

he only wants to fuck Abi.
by .I.AM.A.WHORE. December 11, 2022
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i love you

this is what someone says to you to lie, or to avoid problems/avoid hurting your feelings.
example 1:
you: why did you cheat on me!!
them: im sorry, i love you.
you: its okay.

example 2:
them: i love you.
you: i love you too.
them: but i think we should see other people
you: what?
them: i still love you but i think it's best for the both of us.
you: i understand.
by alphaBOOTI69 November 5, 2023
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I love my Jordan

I love you more than anything and I won’t let you go... kisses ommmm nommm
by You’re Pilot December 6, 2019
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I love gd cologne

I love gd cologne utuber
Billy: who is your favorite utuber?
Joe: i love gd cologne
by Buoyant Balls March 4, 2024
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I Love Monkeys!

Means that you love monkeys, or you are being racist and using sarcastic intent calling black people monkeys.
Whitest dude ever: I Love Monkeys!
Black dude: yeah same
Whitest dude ever: Are you gay????
Black dude: What No! Why would you think that??
Whitest dude ever: You said you love "Monkeys"...
The Whitest dude ever got beat up and sent to a hostipal where he woulddie from his injuries
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