Criminally Horny

When one is longing for sexual interaction to a shocking degree and it is evident to everyone around them.

Kevin was so criminally horny last night I had to get the funk out of there.

by TheDuke97 February 26, 2022

horny hotdog

When you are horny so you grab a naked hotdog and rub it between a bun Until it breaks then cum on the bun

last night I pulled a horny hotdog

by Eevv April 3, 2017

horny dolphin

when you strap a thong around a womens face and cum all over it till it gets soaked. When she screams and crys you take out your dick and wack her all over her face till youve beat the chicken good!

bob preformed a horny dolphin on Jessica last night .

SAMs horny dolphin made Layla call 911 threatining to bring out the Matanga and cut his dick off.

by mrham4444 April 11, 2014

horny pee

horny pee is when you find something so hot you end up getting turned on which causes the urge to pee

“omg did you see griffin in his grey sweatpants! that gave me horny pee”

by niggerballs December 3, 2019

gay horny

this is not an insult.

1. The state of being homosexual and horny at the same time.

2. Can also be used to describe two people who are very very close and touchy (regardless of their sex for comedic purposes).

1. Last night the girls got drunk and Athena was so gay horny.

2. Kevin and Ronney are gay horny for each other.

by cloutforsale December 3, 2019

horny boombox

When the bass in your car is so bumpin you get a boner

Austins truck is such a horny boombox

by BiggyD April 21, 2015

Dangerously Horny

The intense urge to have sex that comes from being barred from sex for a social or situational reasons...but still wanting it. Or being so horny that you would be willing to take measures or actions that would have previously been sexually preposterous.

Examples for Dangerously horny could be when you and your significant other go to two different universities and can't get it on until breaks and the stress from school and being horny becomes a force to be reckoned with.

"I could seriously have sex with my uber driver right now..."

"If I were alone on an island the one thing I would bring with me would be that guy random on the bus yesterday..."

"I'd call off work for sex right now, even if they paid me extra."

by DracoInfinite November 29, 2018