by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020

A girl or guy that you have over to your house on multiple occasions to cuddle with you; even though you don't have sex with them, protection may be wise
by realrd245 February 3, 2012

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025

by thtDUDElorenzo March 16, 2018

Someone who cons multiple people who care about them into “lending” them small amounts of money for created emergencies. They receive the money from as many people that will fall for it and not only use it for other things but never pay it back.
So I sent Danny money when he said he had a flat tire, when he need gas, even money to put on his bros books while he was locked up and he spent it on some bullshit. Then I found out he did the same thing from a bunch of other people. Damn, I feel like I was hustled by a Snapchat Hooker.
by LuciferGzis August 5, 2021

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'
A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
by BFrog101 May 20, 2011
