half crush

when you are in the middle of not liking someone and having a crush on them

can also mean confusion over whether a crush is present

Bob: Jane is so nice!

Rob: do you have a crush on her?

Bob: not really. i think its just a half crush.

by gurududeman May 9, 2010

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

halffag

someone who is bisexual.
likes someone from both sexes.
not a full fag but a halffag.

shut up you stupid hallfag.
look at that halffag over there.
gawd your such a fucking halffag.

by Leesahh September 6, 2008

Half Thirty

1. A deliberately indeterminate time in the future. Cross between half past the hour and thirty minutes past, but the hour isn't specified.

2. Never

Tell him I'll be there at half thirty

Baby, I'll be home at half thirty sharp.

by Big Pat September 14, 2008

halfasseditude

The quality of being able to start many projects without ever fully completing them. This can apply to one or more people, and is often times habitual.

"Dude, when are they gunna fix the hot tub at your apartment?"
"Who knows, the halfasseditude at that place is rediculous.

by Poon_Daddy October 21, 2007

Half-Sick

When you don't have a legitimate reason to not do anything, so you pass off a stuffy nose as a sickness.

A:Yo, we're going out, wanna come?

B: Nah, im sick, im gonna stay home tonight

A: LIES. You're Half-Sick

B: Prove me wrong, Douche

by Spandex Unicorn January 22, 2009

Halfassidness

1.) The quality of being half-assed; the resultant perception of an individual--or group of individuals--being slothful, ignorant or apathetic.

2.) The essence of a result or solution that has been completed to a less than acceptable level of quality. Mediocrity.

Thanks to the halfassidness of the staff at Best Buy, I decided to buy my new TV elsewhere.

After the case cracked twice on her vibrator, it was apparent that the quality control department at Electra-Schlong, Inc. was fraught with halfassidness.

by Turbine Monkey January 21, 2009