Sex For Homework

Passing a class by finding a study buddy to help you study sexual intercourse for the one-night stand exam

Person 1: My teacher assigned sex for homework. Now I gotta cram for a one-night stand exam.
Person 2: Do you want to be my motherfucking study buddy?

by thatonemotherfucka November 16, 2020

Homework

An evil, slow, painful sort of legal torture handed out by teachers. Homework is a painfully slow torture where you have to spend hours crying as you write down stuff you’ll never use in real life and every year the torture worsens so you do get use to it.

Teacher: you have to read 15 chapter in the book and then write a 1000 character essay on it, it is due tomorrow at 12:00.

Student: just kill me, homework makes me want to combust

by HuntaTheKid March 1, 2022

Hippie Homework

Hippies who do not like to do homework and say 'ERMMM WHAT THE SIGMA'.

ERMMM what the sigma this Hippie Homework is not Skibidi

by PiggyFace May 21, 2024

Homework

Torture teachers have to give you after you just spent 8 hours in a place you hate, otherwise known as school. And after those 8 hours of learning ABSOLUTELY NOTHING your teachers have dump a pile of research papers and homework on you so they can torture you and ,make you stay up till 4 am and then they DON'T EVEN CHECK IT the next day

Me : Ugh I have so much homework to do

*4 am *
Me : DONE,
* next day*
Me: Are we checking our homework now
Teacher: what are you talking about
Me:

by Video user June 6, 2018

Homework

Half
Of
My
Energy

Wasted

On
Random
Knowledge

Homework is Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge

by Shoto1399 July 21, 2022

Homework

what you aren't doing right now

instead of doing my homework i decided to put definitions on the urban dictionary

by 3ating food November 4, 2019

homework

fucking shit. teachers should die in a hole

teacher: you have homework

me: suck my dick

by KillMeUghh November 22, 2019