Gardening

Smoking weed, specifically smoking plant as the term usually excludes dabs or waxes

"Hey, lets go gardening!"

"No thanks, it makes me paranoid."

by Shit_just_hit_the_fan3435 May 27, 2024

Better Homes and Gardens

one of the "Seven Sisters", a group of women's service magazines

In Little Shop of Horrors Audrey sings in "Somewhere That's Green" about how her dream house is a "picture out of Better Homes and Gardens magazine."

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

garden style

A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.

I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.

by BTB9077 April 27, 2017

garden scapes

A shitty game with shitty mobile ads that show jackshit about the actual fucking game.
Also there is this fucking bald cunt in it who is just all around creepy and deserves to be killed in the most painful ways possible. Boiling alive anyone?

garden scapes ad:"HELP HIM ESCAPE THE FIRE"
you: No fuck off let the bald fucker burn

by Harald_Hardrada September 20, 2021

Anime Garden

Best telegram channel to find anime....
@animegardenchat

Guy : have you joined anime Garden channel
Guy 2 : Well duh

by Real_Asta April 24, 2021

Guerrilla Gardening

Planting edible plants in spaces designated for shrubbery and otherwise useless foilage. Apartment complex gardens, public parks, and golf courses are excellent targets.

Anywhere nature is being forced to "look pretty" rather than be useful is a good place for some Guerrilla Gardening.

I got sick of seeing nature constrained to human aesthetics so late last night I went out guerrilla gardening.

Guerrilla gardeners plant crops anywhere hedges are groomed or where inedible plants are contained in zones.

by BossJ August 2, 2020

Zen garden

A calm peaceful box of sand with a rack, and possibly some rocks. It’s calm sensation helps a lo of people with mental issues, but not only those people, it’s to everyone! It’s used a lot in ASMR, because as such, it is asmr.
People tend to make designs on it with all different sizes of rakes.

Person A: “oh! I want a zen garden so bad!”
Person B: “ I am selling some if you want any?”
Person A: “yes , please!”

by P1loxx April 17, 2022