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fat tax

when a large or obses person joins a gym, pays the membership fees, but never goes. this way they dont have to feel guilty about their size in any way.
John: Dude, you dont fit anywhere, you seriously need to lose some weight!

Fat Jim: Hell no, i pay my fat tax!
by Brutillus January 13, 2008
mugGet the fat taxmug.

fat pill

(noun) A doughnut or other small sweet pastry.
If you keep scarfing down those fat pills your ass is gonna be as big as a fucking house!
by Grue January 18, 2004
mugGet the fat pillmug.

fat pussy

This term is used in reference to the size of a woman’s labia majora aka the outer lips of the vulva. A fat pussy means only the outer lips are visible so the labia minora, clitoris, and vaginal opening are not out in the open. A fat pussy may also have a plump Mona pubis, which is the area below the hips but above the labia (where a lot of the pubic hair grows). People with a fat pussy are more likely to have cameltoe and makes it a little more annoying to shop for underwear and bathing suits. Straight men seem to like a fat pussy as they are aesthetically pleasing and provide extra cushion for the pushin’. They’re also referred to as an “innie” as opposed to an “outie” (where the outer labia are not as large/plump). This has nothing to do with a woman’s weight; it’s solely about the lips of the ~pussy~.
I have a big fat pussy: Mufasa.
by Monstahhhhh June 8, 2022
mugGet the fat pussymug.

fat cunt

(looks in mirror) Oh fuck, I'm a fucking fat cunt!
by notapaki August 10, 2003
mugGet the fat cuntmug.

fat lard

Some one fat, lazy and wierd. They have alot of lard and can be very fat. A diss to someone who is a fat lard, is a fat face.
by zak March 24, 2005
mugGet the fat lardmug.

Fatty beardy fat fat

The large smelly obnoxious man with a poorly groomed beard.
The character that Robert de Niro played in Jackie Brown was a real fatty beardy fat fat
by Stuhl Babe March 23, 2004
mugGet the Fatty beardy fat fatmug.

fat cake

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried
a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer
by Fat kids crave the fattness January 21, 2012
mugGet the fat cakemug.

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