exploding vj

fitting your body in a womans vagina, and expanding your arms so her body rips in half

ban aflack gave jannifer lopez an exploding vj, thats why she is crippled

by swingingfloob March 21, 2008

Dora The Explorer

A bitch ass little faggot that has the worst parents ever that just let her go hangout with the monkey named boots that stole his yeezy red octobers's from swiper bitch ass that wont even square up and he is the theif!???

Dora The Explorer: Boots lets go have a picknick
Boots: OKAY LETS GO!
Swiper: (TRIES TO STEAL SOMETHING)
Dora & Boots: Swiper No Swiping
Swiper: AWWWW MANNN

by Fat Naruto October 18, 2019

Improvised Explosive Device

When a guy knows that he is about to get a blowjob from a girl he doesn't like, and has adequate time to prepare, he can masturbate just to the point of ejaculation. Then, the man would have the woman get on her knees while she takes off his pants. If executed correctly, once the woman reveals his member and takes hold, he will cum in her face, causing her to be left very messy and surprised... Allah Akbar!

A slut comes over thinking she's going to get to suck some dick. To her surprise, she is about to be booby trapped. Once she gets the dick out, it explodes in her face like a roadside bomb, also known as an IED, or Improvised Explosive Device.

by Dumpusfuck September 27, 2007

exploderedond

Also see exploderedonded; The action of being exploded.

In independance day, the white house was exploderedonded

In any movie with arnold shawarenerzeneger things exploderedond

When you put a fire cracker up your ass, your long intestine become exploderedonded

by dfkasuigfasisdasf June 25, 2006

Exploding your cookie

When an excitable little boy (18+) prematurely ejaculates on a non-sexual body part of a woman who is wearing a dress (i.e. "naked").

When Ron Weasley first exploded his cookie on Hermione Granger. "Exploding your cookie"

by The Keeper of the Cookie Jar March 14, 2011

exploding nuns

being at a stage of awesomeness can be equal to (but no greater than) actual exploding nuns.

I heard Hannigan's burgers are BOMB bro, we should get one.
Dude, I heard they were exploding nuns! I'm down!

by McJagger vs Wonka December 29, 2011

Explodential

Refers to the expression of a mathematical exponent, which is both exponential and explosive in its growth, destroying the graph which represents said growth. It exclusively applies to exponential growth formulas, and may not be applied to exponential decay formulas.

The discovery of this word is attributed to the creator of the webcomic, Polygone.

"Each new level of item explodentially increases your cookies-per-second count. Math is now broken." - In reference to the online game, Cookie Clicker.

by Mrs. Jellybottom September 8, 2013