Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people

Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.

by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019

Eli

Eli is usually a loud and funny guy. Pretends to be dumb most of the time but is actually pretty smart. He gets along with most of the people around him and people usually like to be around him also. They usually associate his name with the phrase G.O.A.T. As of now he’s staying on the east coast living in the DMV. He’ll be posting this on his Instagram story with a sticker saying “Show us your name in Urban Dictionary🤥⭐️” So go follow him on tiktok @shelikeseli

Yooo that guy Michael Jordan is acting like an Eli right now not even capping.

by JahDixit November 24, 2021

Elis

Is the type of guy to clean their hands after they've showered

Don't do like Elis!!

by Go and get a girlfriend January 16, 2023

Ella/Eli

Anyone who's name is Ella/Eli has the best thussy. Unequivocally the best they/them pussy in the world, truly without equal or even competition.

Person A: I just had amazing sex with a fun person named Ella/Eli.
Person B: they must've had the best thussy, it's all downhill from here now.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Eli Gray

Eli gray is a very intelligent, independent girl that will tell you what needs to be said. She cuts straight to the case and waste no time. She is quiet when you first get to know her, but she will open up very quickly and you will see a side of her like no other. She is a natural at school and Aces math effortlessly. Eli Gray is always a helping hand but doesn't let you fall into your delusions to quickly.

"Eli Gray just changed my perspective on life..."

"Eli Gray what's 74/8?"

by puppielover0028009 June 30, 2024

Sarah Eli and David Chandler

The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.

Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.

by Princess kitty UwU January 19, 2021

Eli

Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.

Eli is a giant cock.

by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021