Ding-Chef

Passing a cook/chill or microwave meal or meals off as something you created yourself.

Dave wanted to impress Fiona so served a candle lit Ding-Chef meal for two.

Ian: How was that new gastro-pub?

Adam: Crap man! It was an all Ding-Chef menu...

by Townsman September 27, 2014

Ding baggle

The act of humping and smacking their ass at the same time

Tom: oh yeah humping never felt better * humps and smacks Tim's ass at the same time*
Tim: stop giving me a ding baggle!!!

by Darude-Sandstorm January 10, 2015

Ding Wonger

a cross between ding bat and ding Wong silly found in the south pole attempting to mate w penguins science sadly there all male. they can be funny but dangerous like the minions in despicable me. if you see one the best thing to do is call the dingarean patrol they will capture it then deliver it to its home safely.

My friends always called me a Ding Wonger this means how dangerous i was always making jokes/ roasting them. AKA a roast= insult

by gjonsey4l February 26, 2015

ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015

Ding

Commonly used in Yorkshire to refer to someone who is acting particularly stupid.

A short term for the word "ding-bat".

Shut up you ding.

Get a grip fucking ding.

by Lb95x June 30, 2015

Ding Clan

A group of retarted fuckheads who do nothing productive whatsoever, roast people constantly and slack off all the time.

Friend 1: Look at those freaks, they do nothing but roast those guys over there.

Friend 2: Oh, they're a Ding Clan. Don't pay attention to them

by Anonymous12763 September 10, 2016

Saggy Saggy Ding Fro

The racist act of calling out a person of Asian decent online, usually for hacking or ping.

Stop hacking you Saggy Saggy Ding Fro.

by SiR_Happy October 8, 2016