diet porn

it's like diet coke, but for porn.

Every time Belle releases a video, she always covers the goods. What's the point of watching porn if it isn't nude? Fuck you, diet porn.

by qwsczdvr November 8, 2020

Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.

Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

ASSFACE Diet

A realistic eating plan that promotes healthy weight loss with whole foods, flexibility, and no added sugar. An acronym that stands for Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and Veggies. Also Contain. Carbs. Eat those.

He lost 30 pounds on the ASSFACE Diet.

by FitnessOF July 3, 2025

Veto-Diet

A combined diet that blends vegan and keto principles, focusing on plant-based, low-carb, high-fat eating.

Sheila began her veto-diet last week after realizing, she was eating to much carbohydrates on a plant-forward dietary journey and not getting the nutrients needed to lose weight.

by truthuman April 5, 2025

Diet

Nothing important unless ur a fat bitch like Millie Allwood then u need to go on a diet

Caity: hey Millie you should go on a diet
Millie: what the fuck is a diet

by Faddy69 December 26, 2018

street diet

Eating food that is being sale outside in the community and not at home.

I’m on that street diet.

by Ninja_r0ck_ June 6, 2018

Diet Coke

A wonderful beverage to be accompanied with any meal. Now, in recent times there a numerous flavors of first cokes such as Blood Orange and Ginger Lime to name a few.

If Jimmy buys 16 cases of Diet Coke with 12 cans per case, how many calories are within all the cans? NONE BECAUSE DIET COKE HAS ZERO CALORIES

by non-caring blurryface August 23, 2018