A sexy cup is a cup that has a picture of something/someone that is sexy. You would then take the cup and put it up your ass. As your about to cum, you take out the cup and cum in it, then gift it to someone you like or the person that's on the cup
Guy one: I got you something!
Girl one: what is it?
Guy one: it's a sexy cup!
Girl one: oh my God thank you!
Girl one: what is it?
Guy one: it's a sexy cup!
Girl one: oh my God thank you!
by Brookcat April 14, 2022
Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.
A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."
"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."
"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"
"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."
"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"
"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
Damn, I just garbage Cupped that test hella bad, I think I'm going to fail that class.
Did you hear the bob got garbage cupped by his roommate, ya he locked him out of the room when he was in the shower.
Today is garbage cupping me hard, I think I'm going to go back to sleep.
Did you hear the bob got garbage cupped by his roommate, ya he locked him out of the room when he was in the shower.
Today is garbage cupping me hard, I think I'm going to go back to sleep.
by DiNo_DeRpOsAuRuS April 05, 2011
An act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human shit to the facial area, either yours or someone else's in a single, repetitive motion. Virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.
'Stool Cup' ex - Tragedy today as Gerald Ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion...in a convenience store. He was delicious.
by Ihayt2laf4u May 01, 2013
by wubbableseiebe July 16, 2022
by angiemama May 24, 2018
A drinking game combining a slip n slide and flip cup in a wildly entertaining competition of college drinking.
by Casadyday June 25, 2015