control box

n., cun•troll_baucks An excuse for contractors to get inside an unsuspecting customers home to smell their belongings.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I smell- Er, I mean take a look at your control box?"

by Contractor_007 August 24, 2017

neut controller

The key to the multiverse

The only thing you need for a full life is the neut controller

by Butchiebox March 19, 2019

Control the Beast

As your hitting it from the back, go up to the beasts ear and Whisper another girls name and hold on to the beast for 10 seconds minimum

Guy 1: Dude what happened with your girlfriend?

Guy 2: I played Control the beast with here

by crackhead.exe September 10, 2018

Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip

When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.

GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."

by png.mp3 May 30, 2018

Bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce

The art of minimizing stress by an uncontrolled amount of procrastination whilst maximizing alcohol intake, without developing an addiction to it.

"Damn I wished i could bool out of control without getting lost in the sauce smh.."

by McBoi May 23, 2018

Birth control relationship

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.

"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."

by derp216 September 6, 2022

Control Freak

control freaks is generally females who put their selves in positions of power to abuse it, and they get off issuing orders, bossing people around and controlling them. basically just another form of a huge bully. only thing that gives them that power is money, what if they met someone who was strong and cared not for money and made that horrible mistake?

i cant believe i got to stop coming to my favorite chill place amc theater, because of this control freak, and now everyone stop going here becaause of all these control freaks.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 23, 2022