clippy

An unusually large clitoris, often said to resemble a male penis. However, a clippy is not a true penis and therefore should not to be confused with hermaphroditism.

Demosthenes: I say, dear friend, hast thou yet consummated thine marriage?
Locke: O, God of Isaac and Abraham! for what reasons hast thou forsaken me?
Demosthenes: Dear friend, what strikes thee ill?
Locke: On the night of mine marriage to Lady Josephine I did discover
My most farcical of fears to be dreadfully true.
For upon removing her evening gown I had witnessed
A most terrible beast:
Residing in her Southernmost forest there dwelt
A Goliathan clitoris
The size of which would put any man's member to shame!
Demosthenes: By Zeus's thunder! What horror! What sin!
Locke: Alas, good Demosthenes, I shall be submitting an inquiry for annulment. Had I knowledge of that wretch's clippy, never would we have been betrothed.

by clippysup November 20, 2010

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clipps

expression of awesomeness

The new guy is coming to the pub with us - he's clipps so it'll be fun

by A&A Mehta March 6, 2009

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clippettes

Clippettes are very short video clips used on the internet to explain content. Usually not exceeding two minutes in length, these short videos have become a popular method to display bits of information. Clippettes are so named because they are the abbreviated version of video clips. They are seen on the internet version of "channel surfing" for ramdom content.

I am so fucking tired, I have been up surfing clippettes for three days straight

by BK Unit October 21, 2009

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